Dear new 8.5kg washing machine.....
l'm so glad you're here. I appreciate your flashing lights, your smooth dial and that cute song you play when you're turned on. I'm sure we're going to get along marvelously.
But you see, my last washing machine broke down - more than once - because of the aforementioned flashing lights, dial and pretty tunes.
So here's the thing. I won't be swayed by your cuteness. You can't dazzle me with your unnecessary technology. You are here to wash, and wash only.
Don't sensor my clothes, don't adjust the water temperature to suit the level of dirt detected, don't do a 'medic rinse' at 40degress to kill the germs.
JUST WASH MY CLOTHES.
I want them clean and spun at 1400. M'kay? Do that, and all is sweet.
Sincerely yours,
Your new owner.
P.s. Oh and the dryer can be a bitch sometimes. Just a heads up.
